A new feature for Google SMS. Simpy send a message containing the keyword "asswipe" and a Google technician will respond by meticulously cleaning your stink winker.
Features include:
- Automatically changes your Google Talk status to Busy: Having my ass wiped.
- Automatically posts to your Blogspot blog with details about the size, color, and consistency of your shit.
- Automatically models your shit with SketchUp and posts it to 3D Warehouse. Also posts a 2D image to your Picasa Web Album.
- Automatically posts a video of the asswiping to YouTube (requires a webcam to be installed in your toilet).
- Technicians must pass the Google aptitude test, meaning your ass will be cleaned with genius care and precision.
This portion of Google SMS is still in beta, though, and a very important feature is still missing: you still have to flush the toilet yourself.
