New, from the friendly chefs at Dumbassery! Our line of professional cookbooks is sure to please.
Check out our newest volume, "Cooking With Eggshells: How to Ruin Your Breakfast."
If you like that, see our previous books.
"Tablespoons Instead of Teaspoons"
"Forgetting the Salt"
...and our nationwide bestseller, "Aw, Fuck this Shit. I'd Rather Just Starve."